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10 Thoughts You Have After Watching "The Bachelor"

Because Ben inspires a lot of thoughts.

Molly Fields
Aug 02, 2016
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10 Thoughts You Have After Watching "The Bachelor"
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1. BEN IS SO HOT!

2. Do they ever stop drinking?

No, they do not. Alcohol is essential to this show, as it is quite possibly the most awkward situation a group of people could ever be in.


3. I should lose like, 50 pounds.

These girls are gorgeous and have the body fat of a piece of celery.

4. Do they ever eat?

I’ve been watching the show very carefully and there seems to be a trend. They go on these elaborate, beautiful dates, but no one ever touches their food! With the exception of last weeks’ episode (a girl shoved a bite of salad in her mouth and Jubilee tried a cracker thing but spit it out, so I’m not sure that counts), I don’t think I’ve ever seen them eat.


5. How do they all have the most perfect teeth?

Did Mandi give them all a crazy whitening process before the show?

6. How do these girls not already have boyfriends?

These girls are absolutely stunning, and some of them seem like actual, normal people, so how come they have to go on this show to find a man? It makes me think there’s something wrong with them, like they’re crazy or something (Lace).


7. Do they get those dresses or do they bring them?

    Because they all have the cutest dresses/outfits/styles in general.

    8. These dates are insane!

    Okay, so in this past episode, Ben and Lauren B flew in a super cool airplane and then relaxed (and drank) in this hot tub in the middle of a field. The closest I’ll ever come to having a guy rent a plane for me is if he drove really fast and recklessly.


    9. I am way too jealous to ever be on this show.

    I know I’m naturally a jealous person to begin with, but the idea of having to watch 20 or so women throw themselves at the guy I like is too much for me.

    10. BEN IS SO HOT.


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